Topic: closet carousel

I'm a definite pro at the security checkpoint. I take it as my personal responsibility assure no one ever in order to be wait one second for me, either before or after the scanner. I show up at the checkpoint with my laptop out, my liquids sealed in my regulation plastic bag, my boarding pass and ID out and ready for inspection, my cell phone and all other electronics safely stashed my carry-on, what enough clothing on to assist keep me from your jail on indecent exposure charges. The amateurs d...